Blue Collar Breakdown Pack – 9 Hilarious Stickers for the Worn-Out Tradesmen
If you’ve ever iced your knees with a beer can, worn the same hoodie three days in a row, or considered quitting your job just to nap in your truck — this sticker pack is for you.
Whether you're swinging a hammer or wrangling a toddler, this 9-piece collection captures the aches, laughs, and caffeine-fueled chaos of the real ones keeping the world running (and barely hanging on).
What’s Included in the Breakdown:
My Body Hurts – Milwaukee-red truth bomb. The tools last longer than your joints.
Don’t Hate Me Because I’m a Little Cooler – For the guy who treats his Yeti like a second child.
FAT – Parody of CAT construction, for the heavy equipment and the heavy snackers.
Blue Collar Sauna – Aka your work truck with no A/C in July.
Dirty Hands Still Broke – Built different… and underpaid.
Sh*t Happens – Taco Bell lovers and pipe fitters both know this one hits.
Tired of Working – Bold of you to assume we’re not mentally clocked out.
Thick – Because dad bods need decals too.
Pot Head – Not that kind… the coffee kind (but also maybe both).
Product Details:
9 die-cut vinyl stickers
Waterproof, UV-resistant, built to survive coolers, lunchboxes, and dirty job sites
Printed in-house with American-made materials
Ships fast from our family-owned print shop in Arizona
Stick 'em where it hurts. Or at least where people can admire your sarcasm.
