I Am Not The Bigger Person Raccoon Vinyl Sticker – Waterproof, UV Resistant, Durable

DEADPAN, BUT MAKE IT VINYL.
Our I AM NOT THE BIGGER PERSON raccoon sticker is your new favorite eye roll in sticker form. Designed for laptop lids, water bottles, or wherever you need a little smartass energy, these high-quality vinyl stickers say what everyone else is thinking—with waterproof, UV-resistant durability to match.

✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:

• 💧 Waterproof & Weatherproof – So even your sarcasm can survive spills and storms.

• ☀️ UV Resistant – No fading here. The shade stays strong.

• 🛠️ Premium Materials – Thick vinyl + a protective laminate overlay.

• 🖨️ Printed with commercial-grade printers + fade-resistant ink.

• 🚀 Indoor/Outdoor Durable – Stick it anywhere from your car to your emotional baggage.

📏 SIZE OPTIONS:
Available in 3", 4", 5” – measured on the longest side

💡 IDEAL FOR:
Water bottles, laptops, mirrors, phone cases, journals, planners, skateboards, emotional support notebooks

🎁 Makes a perfect gift for:
Chronically sarcastic friends, work besties, introverts, over-it millennials, Gen Z icons, people who speak fluent eye-roll

📦 Ships from Queen Creek, AZ with love by Coyote Color.

STAY BOLD: Because sarcasm is a love language.