The Sh*tshow Survival Pack – 13 Stickers for the Brave & Broken
Being a parent or blue-collar badass means one thing: you’ve seen some things. You’ve cleaned up literal crap (from humans or job sites), worked through back pain, breakdowns, and bullsh*t — and somehow still show up with your sense of humor mostly intact. This 13-piece sticker pack is for YOU.
Stick 'em on your hard hat, lunchbox, toolbox, water bottle, diaper genie, or the wine tumbler you hide in the laundry room.
What’s Inside the Madness:
Fresh Outta F**ks – because those expired three tantrums ago.
My Life: Dumpster Fire Edition – accurate.
Working Harder Than an Ugly Stripper – the hustle is real.
One Mental Breakdown Later – the Spongebob time card we all need.
Sht Could Be Worse* – (but also... could it?)
Absolutely F**king Not – our answer to 98% of requests.
I Know More Than You – whether it’s plumbing or parenting.
FedUp – USPS wishes they had our emotional range.
Whoop Ass – the emergency reserve.
My Body Hurts – physically, emotionally, spiritually.
Let’s Keep the Dumbfckery to a Minimum* – an unspoken house rule.
This Sht Ain’t for Everybody* – facts.
No Bullsht Allowed* – applies to job sites and toddler negotiations.
Product Details:
13 premium die-cut vinyl stickers
Waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant
Printed in the USA with commercial-grade ink
Perfect for outdoors, indoors, and emotional outbursts
