DEADPAN, BUT MAKE IT VINYL.
Our [Main Design Name] sticker is your new favorite eye roll in sticker form. Designed for laptop lids, water bottles, or wherever you need a little smartass energy, these high-quality vinyl stickers say what everyone else is thinking—with waterproof, UV-resistant durability to match.
✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
✔️ Waterproof & Weatherproof – So even your sarcasm can survive spills and storms.
✔️UV Resistant – No fading here. The shade stays strong.
✔️ Premium Materials – Thick vinyl + a protective laminate overlay.
✔️Printed with commercial-grade printers + fade-resistant ink.
✔️ Indoor/Outdoor Durable – Stick it anywhere from your car to your emotional baggage.
✨ SIZE OPTIONS:
Available in 3", 4", 5” – measured on the longest side
✨ IDEAL FOR:
Water bottles, laptops, mirrors, phone cases, journals, planners, skateboards, emotional support notebooks
✨ Makes a perfect gift for:
Chronically sarcastic friends, work besties, introverts, over-it millennials, Gen Z icons, people who speak fluent eye-roll
✨ Ships from Queen Creek, AZ with love by Coyote Color.
STAY BOLD: Because sarcasm is a love language.
