Introducing the Shit Show Survival Kit*—a 5-pack of hilarious, blue-collar-approved vinyl stickers that say what you’re really thinking. Whether you're grinding in the field or just surviving the day, these waterproof, UV-resistant stickers are built to last—just like your tolerance for BS.
What’s Included (5-Pack):
“Shit Show Crew” – Because we all know exactly who we are.
“Dirty Hands, Still Broke” – For the real ones building dreams with empty pockets.
“Sorry, No Hablo Fuctardo” – Customer service voice: off.
“My Body Hurts” – Sponsored by Advil and regrets.
“Your Hole Is My Goal” – Excavator humor that hits deep.
Features:
Die-cut waterproof vinyl – tough as your crew
UV-resistant & weatherproof – slap 'em on hard hats, toolboxes, bumpers, coolers, you name it
High-res commercial-grade printing
Gets laughs, starts convos, and stops scrolls
Perfect for: Construction workers, mechanics, tradespeople, the always-tired, and anyone with a solid sense of humor and low tolerance for BS.
